This is an open letter to you buggerheads who do badges and what not, I have a VERY cereal complaint for you.
What is this? What the bloody hell, cow humping, tit twisting, clobbered into submission and forcibly rear-raped whilst the wife and children watch kind of hell is this? HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! Now, wikia - If that is your real name! I emplor you to see the gap in the last three days I have been editing...
Wikia... Where is it? THAT LITTLE MOTHERFCUKIN' counter should say 97/100. Now, I am no genius, but I can tell you 97 IS NOT 2! Do you think this is a bloody game?! Huh?! DO YOU?! It is not WIKIA, IT IS NOT!
I don't know what kind of sick, twisted prank this is, but I am prepared to walk over to your office (Wherever that is, I'm a wikia *STAR* I should know this) for the sole purposes of expressing HOW INCREDIBLY UN-PLEASED I AM! So, this is all I have yo say to you...
"What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my site in the Wikia *STARS*, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret PM's over ShellTurtleGuy, and I have over 300 confirmed bans. I am trained in gorilla chat-kicking and I’m the top chatmod in the entire Walking Dead Wiki staff lot. You are nothing to me but just another user. I will kick you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on the internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with doing this shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the UK and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, fgts. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over two ways, and that’s just with my keyboard and mouse. Not only am I extensively trained in being a fgt, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the admin panel and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the wiki, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” glitch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have done a better fucking job. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
I am very upset
Looking forward to hearing from you :) All the best,
_ (T|B|C) 21:43, July 11, 2014 (UTC)