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[Cam:]

Don't you disrespect me little Ghost!

Don't you derogate or deride!

You're in my world now

Not your world

And I got friends on the other side!


[Masta and Dom:]

He's got friends on the other side...


[Cam:]

That's an echo, gentlemen. Just a little something we have here in my hut, a little parlor trick. Don't worry...


Sit down at my table

Put your minds at ease

If you relax it will enable me to do anything I please

I can read your future

I can change it 'round some, too

I'll look deep into your heart and soul

(you do have a soul, don't you, Ghost?)

Make your wildest dreams come true!


I got voodoo

I got hoodoo

I got things I ain't even tried!

And I got friends on the other side.


[Masta and Dom:]

He's got friends on the other side!


[Cam:]

The cards, the cards, the cards will tell

The past, the present, and the future as well!

The cards, the cards, just take three

Take a little trip into the future with me!


Now that, Collin, is from across the sea

He's a villain scrapped by Walt Disney

(I'm a Disney villain too on my mother's side)

His ambition's high

But his balls are low

He can still bang a lil' actor called Chandler Riggs though!


Admins all cut you off, huh you guys?

Now y'all gotta be a bitch, but bitchin' ties you down.

You just wanna be free.

Hop from place to place.


But freedom... takes Grave!

It's the Grave, it's the Grave, it's the Grave you need

And when I looked into your future

It's the Grave that I see!


On the Drummer man, I don't want to waste much time

He's been limp dicked all his life

He was flaccid for his mother and his sister and his brother.

And if he was married...

He'd be flaccid for his wife

But in his future, the dick I see

Is hard as rock like he wants it to be!


Shake my hand.

Come on boys.

Won't you shake the poor sinner's hand?


Yes...

Are you ready?


[Masta and Dom:]

Are you ready?


[Cam:]

Are you ready?

Transformation central!


[Masta and Dom:]

Transformation central!


[Cam:]

Reformation central!


[Masta and Dom:]

Reformation central!


[Cam:]

Transmogrification central!

Can you feel it?

You're changin'

You're changin'

You're changin', all right!

I hope you're satisfied

But if you ain't

Don't blame me!!

You can blame my friends on the other side!


[Masta and Dom:]

You got what you wanted!

But you lost what you had!

Hush...

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