Confiteor Deo Omnipotenti (I confess to God almighty)

Beatae Mariae semper Virgini (To blessed Mary ever Virgin)

Beato Michaeli archangelo (To the blessed archangel Michael)

Sanctis apostolis omnibus sanctis (To the holy apostles, to all the saints)

Beata Maria

You know I am a righteous man

Of my virtue I am justly proud

Et tibit Pater (And to you, Father)

Beata Maria

You know I'm so much purer than

The common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd

Quia peccavi nimis (That I have sinned)

Then tell me, Maria

Why I see him dancing there

Why his sexy cheeks still make me hard

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel him, I see him

My lust for his tiny teenage ass

Is blazing in me out of all control

Verbo et opere (In word and deed)

Like fire


This fire in my skin

This burning


Is turning me to sin

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

I'm not to blame

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

It is the actor boy

The child who sent this flame

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

It's not my fault

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

If in God's plan

Mea culpa (Through my fault)

He made the sex drive so much

Stronger than a man

Mea maxima culpa (Through my most griveous fault)

Protect me, Maria

Don't let this siren cast his spell

Don't let his fire sear my flesh and bone

Destroy sexy Chandler

And let him taste the fires of hell

Or else let him be mine and mine alone


Dark fire

Now Chandler, it's your turn

Choose me or

Your pyre

Be mine or you will burn

(Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on him

(Lord have mercy)

God have mercy on me

(Lord have mercy)

But he will be mine

Or he will burn!

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